May 6, 2009

Doo-wight

For y'alls information, many of us have been saying Dwight Howard's name incorrectly. After viewing many YouTube videos, listening/watching ESPN.com's commentary and stories on him, my subconscious (which sounds irrefutably like Stephen A. Smith) has told me that if the word "Dwight" is followed by the word "Howard," then it is to be pronounced "Doo-wight".

I repeat, say "Doo-wight" if you are talking about this guy:


...and say "Dwight" if you are talking about this guy:


Here is an image of my subconscious:

1 comment:

themickel said...

Wow, Stephen Smith. I can see that, I guess. Personally I picture my subconscious as either Morgan Freeman from Bruce Almighty or Chandler from Friends. Which is funny, because I don't like Friends.